About how many cigarettes do you smoke a day?

About two packs a day, I guess.

And how long have you been smoking?

About 30 years, I guess.

See that cool sports car parked over there?

If you hadn't been smoking, you could've bought one of those by now.

Eh... Seriously!? Let me run those numbers...

Whoa, you're right! I had no idea I was spending so much on cigarettes!

It's not healthy either, so maybe I'll use this as an opportunity to quit...

Also, thanks for compliment on my car!

What a nice guy...