Happy birthday, Hitori-chan!!

I got us pair rings!

Ahh, thank you so much.

I also got you this dress! I made sure it fits you like a pair of gloves!

Aaah...

Oh, and I even changed the Constitution of Japan!

Now nothing will get in the way of both of us!

Aaaaeeehh...

And my last present, is me... Do you want me, Hitori-chan?

Ah... Y-yes.

THIS JUST IN! GAY MARRIAGE IS NOW LEGAL IN JAPAN!