You were stabbed by Alice ?

Yes. Please help me, Nitoemon. Nitori + Doraemon = Nitoemon. As well she's mimicking Nobita's standard "Help me [and give me some sweet future gadget], Doraemon." speech pattern.

Who are you talking about?

But to stab you, Alice is really overdoing it.

Right?

Right?

I only broke in through her window...

...and assaulted her when she was asleep.

...and assaulted her when she was asleep.

And she stabbed me.

All juries decided by standing ovation, guilty as charged.

All juries decided by standing ovation, guilty as charged.

Ay-yi-yi.