Ah, um… Sorry to bother you when you’re busy. Trainer-kun, do you have a moment? Here’s the thing. Just a little while ago, there was this incident where my entire uniform set went missing. And in their place… well, strange as it sounds, for some reason this gyaru-style uniform was left behind. According to what Ticket told me, while I was taking a shower, Trainer-kun swapped it out…… Just what exactly is going on here? Ah, yes, yes. No, I know. The other day, Taishin wore a gyaru-style outfit and for a bunch of views? But even so, to copy someone else’s winning formula… isn’t that a bit over the line? Eh? Taishin’s views went up, so you think mine will too? No, Trainer-kun. I’m not too sure about that…… Taishin’s style is originally to wear loose outfits anyway.

Even if she were to adopt gyaru-style, it goes without saying it would appeal to everyone without feeling out of place. On the other hand, what about me? I’m basically all serious, and I wear glasses too. If it were an honor-student, class-president type outfit, that might be one thing. But a gyaru-styled outfit aimed for the top of the class hierarchy is the polar opposite of me. But the real question is. Trainer-kun. What do you think of me in this? Eh? It suits me? No, no, that’s not it. That’s not what I meant. Whether it suits me or not is besides the point. No matter how you look at it, don't I look like some ‘hostess’ at a third-rate cabaret club in the sticks, reluctantly forced into uniform for their monthly ‘Uniform Festival’?

Hm? Doesn’t it? See? I told you that’s what it looks like. As I’ve said, trying to boost the view count with this is just asking too much. And what the hell is this!? This skirt length? You can practically see the panties! It’s one of those things where if you cover the front, the back shows, and if you cover the back, the front shows.

So much so, that this would shock even Wa█me-chan from a certain beloved anime! Eh? Are you dissing that famous national anime? ……you say? No, no…… That was not my intention. Uh… yeah. We-well. Let’s just say this uniform isn’t so bad either… No, I take that back. I’m not satisfied with this uniform at all either…… I’ll get to that later. More importantly, there’s one thing I absolutely need to confirm right now.

Eh? What is it? No, no. Seeing you give me that ‘I don’t know anything’ look really gets on my nerves. Given what happened with Taishin, I can understand why the swap happened. Well, honestly, I don’t really want to know. Since it’ll take too long, let’s just proceed as if I already know. That leaves the next question: what happened to my other items besides the uniform?

So, Trainer-kun. My underwear that I took off…… where did it go? Eh? It should’ve been there… you say? Together with the manual… you say? No no no no. My underwear was certainly in there. It had been inside.

What I’m asking is, where did the underwear that I took off go? Your whole argument about ‘there’s new underwear, so there’s no problem’ is not what I want to hear! Eh? Was I able to put it on properly, you say? Ye— somewhat. I’m not bold enough to go to school without wearing anything underneath, after all. Besides, with a clothing manual that detailed, even someone as clueless about gyaru fashion as me can wear it without a problem.

Or rather, what exactly is this ‘string panties’? Calling it a panty is downright presumptuous. That thing is literally just a string, pure and simple. And what’s more, what’s the deal with a thong made entirely of strings? Every single part is just a string. Forget about front and back, or left and right— at first glance, I couldn’t even tell what it's supposed to cover. Even I had trouble figuring it out…… No no no. That’s not it! It’s about my underwear, my underwear! I’m asking where the underwear I took off went to! Wh— HEY! Where’re you going!? Don’t run away! Hey, Trainer-kun! What’s in that paper bag! Hey, don’t run away! Ah, you! Don’t you think you can escape me! AH, HII— I mean…… my skirt’s too short, I can’t run!