Based on the current situation, the defendant is clearly the most suspicious!

I-I do have evidence! A witness saw the defendant at the scene of the crime!
E-... Even if what you are saying is true, the eyes of this Hydro Archon right here are a reflection of the truth and nothing but...
What's wrong with this guy!!!
Yeah, but... that's just your personal take, isn't it? Do you actually have any evidence? Because, you see, I think people who can only speak from their own speculation are just plain dumb. And I mean, if you keep spouting off random nonsense in a place where people are expected to be serious, you might as well be charged with contempt of court. Care to comment on that?
Uhm, what can I say? Can you maybe not lie? We've got multiple witnesses over here. One of them happens to be my girlfriend, or should I say my partner, or my spouse, or my wife, and she saw the defendant shopping at a bookstore miles away from the scene at the exact time of the incident. Just a quick research into that bookstore would prove it. So that would make your testimony false, wouldn't it? Please answer "yes" or "no".
Uhm, pretty sure I told you to answer "yes" or "no", but I guess this is just an issue with your cognitive ability then. You see, I once knew this fat, rude old fart that always gave people the dead fish eyes. He was this close to being acquitted of all charges. I told him "Just go to court like a normal person and you'll win this for sure". But for some reason he just challenged the accusers to a duel instead. Long story short, he got taken out by their dueling rep. Stuff like that also happens, so I think people would be better off listening to what they're told. Also, what do you mean by "reflection"?
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