This is just between you and me, but my theory is that these are relics left by aliens or even people from the future.

Their delicate craftsmanship simply doesn't compare to a cumbersome mobile phone or a pager!

Their civilization is more advanced and blah blah blah

They even have all these little decorations.

It's quite possible these were used on some sort of supernatural ritual-

Um!

Can you... tell me who sold these to you?