Eeeh!? What the heck even are these!?

Magnificent, aren't they! They appear to be some kind of handheld phone!

Appear to be!?

Well yes, "appear" since that's my best guess.

Look here.

You see the symbol here that looks like a telephone receiver right?

The unique # and * symbols are further proof of this!

The only I'm unsure about are those letters next to all the numbers...

I believe they all must have used these in their daily lives.

Who is they!?