Hey, I brought your favorite.

Thank you for such difficult to respond to words.

Clearly, this is becoming a familiar routine.

Here ya go.

Thanks.

This time, I brought along a little extra too!

Pe[--] Lotion. (In that voice.) Pepee lotion, a popular brand of sexual lubricant. "That voice" probably refers to some commercial, but I can't track them down online to verify.

Err... Our house has small children(?) living in it too, you know.

That kind of thing is, how do I put it...

Ah- I thought that might be a problem. I'm sorry...

It's still too early for us to go with lube. It's best to start off with vaseline, after all.

No, that's not what I'm trying to say. It's just something we fundamentally have no use for. Besides, don't you use vaseline for even harder sorts of activities...?