I'm sorry. I forgot it's Valentine's and didn't buy chocolate for you.

How embarrassing...In exchange what if I give you something that's similar to chocolate if I have it...

No...Don't say "it's fine since I'm not good with sweets anyways"...

Oh hey! Speaking of, doesn't my outfit today look kinda chocolate-like? It's just a coincidence though.

...No. Don't "isn't it cold to wear short sleeves in February" me...

...Are you an idiot?