M..mistress?

An enormously large package came for you.

It finally came, my horseback riding exercise machi~ne, "Rodeoguy!"

Mistress? With a horseback riding machine?

The package insides couldn't be pile of m*sturbation goods, could they?

Am I an old man who mail-ordered adult videos in secret from his wife?

Am I an old man who mail-ordered adult videos in secret from his wife?

If you're doubting me that much, let's bring this to the living room. I'll show you the real thing.

If you're doubting me that much, let's bring this to the living room. I'll show you the real thing.

Heave...

Ho!

Mistress! Mistress! Get a hold of yourself!

How could this have happened? She's a wizard... This wizard...!

She got beaten by a *"single hit from a witch!"

*She is referring to a slipped disc.

How careless of you to slip a disc, forgetting to use strength power-up sorcery.

How careless of you to slip a disc, forgetting to use strength power-up sorcery.

Shut up.

Hey, Prof, can I ride the horseback machine?

Yeah, I don't mind.

This is pretty intense.

Oh,

Oh,

Wait, what's this "hyper dash mode?"

Ah? ...ya!

This suddenly started rolling...

Nn, fu annn.

Kyau!

Ah... no... Don't thrust me.

Nnaaa... aa..AaaaAaa

Aaaah~.

Does... it feel good?

Does... it feel good?

Ah Ah Ah ha, aaa....!

Kinka-donoooo~!

Kinka-donoooo~!

Let me go! Shangri-La is right beside me!

Let me go! Shangri-La is right beside me!

Shaddup! Stay still, you're injured!

*ueen*

*gueen*

*thump*

*thump thump*

Kinka-dono?

Baau!?

Ache of Thorns Seemingly, a Staff-type weapon from Tactics Ogre de Endless Battle, a fan-run online game based on the Tactics Ogre franchise that was popular in the mid-late '00s. The name is a near-total guess, as all I can tell about the thing for certain is that it deals Earth damage.

Ache of Thorns Seemingly, a Staff-type weapon from Tactics Ogre de Endless Battle, a fan-run online game based on the Tactics Ogre franchise that was popular in the mid-late '00s. The name is a near-total guess, as all I can tell about the thing for certain is that it deals Earth damage.

Oh!

Oh!

oh oh?

Oh.