Why just me?So.So.How ever do you manage to keep up a figure like that, Skinny?Yes, do tell.Could you please do something about that nickname?We both eat the same meals, for a start. So what's your day like?My... ah, yes, uh, of course.My... ah, yes, uh, of course.I wake in the morning and prepare breakfast for everyone.I wake in the morning and prepare breakfast for everyone.Then I tidy up and help the mistresses change clothes.Mhm, mhm.Mhm, mhm.I sweep the mansion,do the shopping,do the shopping,prepare lunch,polish the silverware,sweep the grounds...sweep the grounds...Uh......prepare the day's snack,lecture the gatekeeper for slacking off,make the beds,make the beds,clean the toilets,repair any damages to the Young Mistress's room,repair any damages to the Young Mistress's room,lecture for slacking off,make dinner, read the Mistresses a bedtime story, then...Okay, okay.We get it.So what about Patchy?Wellll...Wellll...Miss Patchouli reads her books and eats potato chips or manjuu or something similar...Well, yeah, okay, but, see, I don't want the books getting dirty, so I eat the potato chips with chopsticks.What does that have to do with anything?It's Miss Patch's Little Bag of Wisdom!
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