Ah... w-well...

Ah... w-well...

Ah... w-well...

Why haven't you read my newspaper?

Why haven't you read my newspaper?

Why, you say?

I skimmed through some of your papers, and they were full of utter lies and misinformation.

What you are doing is bending reality on purpose. I don't want to be bothered by such despicable nonsense.

What you are doing is bending reality on purpose. I don't want to be bothered by such despicable nonsense.

Mine is different.

Please wait.

That's all I have to say. Please go back to wherever...