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"This old buddy shows no mercy" A parody of Japanese catchphrases of the movies starring Steven Seagal. e.g. "Belly of the Beast" -> "このオヤジ、最強" (This old buddy is the strongest) "Submerged" -> "このオヤジ、キレすぎ。" (This old buddy snaps terribly.) "Today You Die" -> "このオヤジ、究極!" (This old buddy is the ultimate!) "Mercenary for Justice" -> "このオヤジ、ヤリすぎ。" (This old buddy goes too far.) "Shadow Man" -> "このオヤジ、負け知らず" (This old buddy never loses)
"This old buddy shows no mercy" A parody of Japanese catchphrases of the movies starring Steven Seagal. e.g. "Belly of the Beast" -> "このオヤジ、最強" (This old buddy is the strongest) "Submerged" -> "このオヤジ、キレすぎ。" (This old buddy snaps terribly.) "Today You Die" -> "このオヤジ、究極!" (This old buddy is the ultimate!) "Mercenary for Justice" -> "このオヤジ、ヤリすぎ。" (This old buddy goes too far.) "Shadow Man" -> "このオヤジ、負け知らず" (This old buddy never loses)
"A Certain Silent Index Steven Seagal" "沈黙の戦艦" (Chinmoku no Senkan - The Silent Battleship) is the Japanese title of the movie Under Siege, starring Steven Seagal. Due to its success, the format "沈黙の..." (Silent) was used for the Japanese title of many other Seagal flicks.
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とある 沈黙の禁書目録

学園都市の高校生である上条当麻(スティーヴン・セガール)の評価は無能力(レベル0)。なぜなら彼には、“異能の力なら(以外も)なんでも打ち消す”謎の力(セガール拳)が宿っていたからだ。そして彼はこの力のおかげで、“神のご加護”まで打ち消し、不幸な人生(娘がテロリストに誘拐されたり、国の陰謀に巻き込まれたりetc)を送っていた。そんなある日、自販機に金を飲み込まれる「いつもの」不幸に見舞われた上条「…これは学園都市の陰謀だ」(ry上条当麻はアクセラレータ打倒を決意する。     pixiv #14551906 "»":[/posts?tags=pixiv%3A14551906]<<音楽室  SILENTHILL>>pixiv #15076043 "»":[/posts?tags=pixiv%3A15076043]

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    "This old buddy shows no mercy" A parody of Japanese catchphrases of the movies starring Steven Seagal. e.g. "Belly of the Beast" -> "このオヤジ、最強" (This old buddy is the strongest) "Submerged" -> "このオヤジ、キレすぎ。" (This old buddy snaps terribly.) "Today You Die" -> "このオヤジ、究極!" (This old buddy is the ultimate!) "Mercenary for Justice" -> "このオヤジ、ヤリすぎ。" (This old buddy goes too far.) "Shadow Man" -> "このオヤジ、負け知らず" (This old buddy never loses)
    "This old buddy shows no mercy" A parody of Japanese catchphrases of the movies starring Steven Seagal. e.g. "Belly of the Beast" -> "このオヤジ、最強" (This old buddy is the strongest) "Submerged" -> "このオヤジ、キレすぎ。" (This old buddy snaps terribly.) "Today You Die" -> "このオヤジ、究極!" (This old buddy is the ultimate!) "Mercenary for Justice" -> "このオヤジ、ヤリすぎ。" (This old buddy goes too far.) "Shadow Man" -> "このオヤジ、負け知らず" (This old buddy never loses)
    "A Certain Silent Index Steven Seagal" "沈黙の戦艦" (Chinmoku no Senkan - The Silent Battleship) is the Japanese title of the movie Under Siege, starring Steven Seagal. Due to its success, the format "沈黙の..." (Silent) was used for the Japanese title of many other Seagal flicks.

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