Google, MSN, Yahoo, eBay, and Wikipedia. They all have the same uniform cos they’re a part of the student council.

Google is the president. He’s a really helpful guy who gets and puts out a lot of resources in order to have student life easy for everyone. However, he’s rather pushy which makes him seem like a control freak trying to monopolize everything. But if you look past that, he’s a really nice guy. “I’m mother fucking Google. Don’t know what a word means? Here’s a dictionary. Don’t understand what some foreigner is trying to say? I’ll translate it on the spot. Need directions? Bitch, here’s a map. I got yo back, son.”

Yahoo is the vice president. He isn’t as stuck up or conceited as the other members. He’s really laid back and chill but whenever it’s time to get serious, he knows how to handle business.

MSN is the secretary. She’s the really smart one of the group so she comes of as a complete bitch. Academics to her is like academics to an Asian parent. She means business. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a soft spot. She’ll bitch at you if you don’t do your homework but she’ll be the nicest tutor ever if you ask her for help.

eBay’s the treasurer. She’s a really snooty rich chick. But she’s only rich because her family makes a profit off of selling bootleg stuff from China. She also likes wearing wigs. But that doesn’t mean she’s bald or anything. She just likes looking flashy. Her boyfriend is Paypal.

Wikipedia is their historian. He’s really quiet and a bit of a bookworm. He looks smart but that doesn’t necessarily mean that he knows everything. Sometimes he just makes up bullshit whenever people ask him what something is. They always believe him too.

Also, in comparison to the other sites, they stand taller.

AND I ENJOY THE FACT THAT THEY’RE NOT BLUE.