蘇芳！蘇芳！蘇芳！蘇芳ぅぅうううわぁあああああああああああああああああああああああああああん！！！
あぁああああ…ああ…あっあっー！あぁああああああ！！！蘇芳蘇芳蘇芳ぅううぁわぁああああ！！！
あぁクンカクンカ！クンカクンカ！スーハースーハー！スーハースーハー！いい匂いだなぁ…くんくん
んはぁっ！蘇芳・パブリチェンコたんの赤毛の髪をクンカクンカしたいお！クンカクンカ！あぁあ！！
間違えた！モフモフしたいお！モフモフ！モフモフ！髪髪モフモフ！カリカリモフモフ…きゅんきゅんきゅい！！
アニメ６話の蘇芳たんかわいかったよぅ！！あぁぁああ…あああ…あっあぁああああ！！ふぁぁあああんんっ！！
アニメ続編きてくれ蘇芳たん！あぁあああああ！かわいい！蘇芳たん！かわいい！あっああぁああ！
コミック版にも登場させて…いやぁああああああ！！！にゃああああああああん！！ぎゃああああああああ！！
ぐあああああああああああ！！！コミックなんて現実じゃない！！！！あ…アニメもよく考えたら…・・・
蘇芳 ち ゃ ん は 現実 じ ゃ な い？にゃあああああああああああああん！！うぁああああああああああ！！
そんなぁああああああ！！いやぁぁぁあああああああああ！！はぁああああああん！！ロシアぁああああ！！
この！ちきしょー！やめてやる！！現実なんかやめ…て…え！？見…てる？公式絵の蘇芳ちゃんが僕を見てる？
公式絵の蘇芳ちゃんが僕を見てるぞ！蘇芳ちゃんが僕を見てるぞ！公式絵の蘇芳ちゃんが僕を見てるぞ！！
アニメの蘇芳ちゃんが僕に話しかけてるぞ！！！よかった…世の中まだまだ捨てたモンじゃないんだねっ！
いやっほぉおおおおおおお！！！僕には蘇芳ちゃんがいる！！やったよ黒！！ひとりでできるもん！！！
あ、アニメの蘇芳ちゃああああああああああああああん！！いやぁあああああああああああああああ！！！！
あっあんああっああんあアン様ぁあ！！メ、メーテルぅぅぅ！！らんまぁああああああ！！！ブルマああぁあああ！！
ううっうぅうう！！俺の想いよ蘇芳へ届け！！東京の蘇芳へ届け！

Suou! Suou! Suou! Suouuuu wooooooo! Ahhhhh... Ahh... Ah! Ah! Suou Suou Suouuuu woooo! Ahh! Sniff sniff! Sniff sniff! Sniff sniff! You smell so goood... Sniff sniff. Ahhh! I wanna sniff Suou Pavlichenko-tan's red hair! Sniff sniff! Ahhh! She messed up! I wanna pet her! Pet pet! Pet pet Pet her red hair... Rub rub pet pet... Hug hug hug!! Suou-tan was so cute in episode 6! Ahhhh! Keep being in the anime, Suou-tan! Ahh! So cute! Suou-tan! Cute! Ahhhh! Put her in the manga too...! Ahhhh! Nyaaaah! Gyaaaaah Guaaahhh! The comic isn't canon!!! No matter how much I think of it... the anime Suou-chan has to be canon, right? Nyahhhh! Uaahhhhh! No waaaaaay!! Noooo!! Ahhhh!! Russiaaaaaa! Damn! Shit! Stop it!! This can't be real... right!? Is she... looking? Is the official Suou-chan art looking at me? She is! Suou-chan is looking at me! The official Suou-chan art is looking at me! At me!! Suou-chan is talking to me!!! It's okay... The world just hasn't caught up to me yet, right!? No- wooow!! Suou-chan is mine! I did it, Hei!! I have her all to myself!! Ah, the anime Suou-chaaaan! Ahhhh! Ah ahhh ahh ahhh ahh An-samaaa!! M-Maetel!! Ranmaaaa!!! Bulmaaaaa!
Waaaaaah!! Reach Suou, my feelings!! To Suou over in Tokyo!

<tn>I don't know who An-sama is. Could be Amber or some other character the artist has the hots for. For the other characters, they're pretty obvious. Just look them up.</tn>