H-have you been sleeping in a futon like this...?

My very own Trainer...

Well... I'm the type who can fall asleep just about anywhere, so...

You don't get it at all

A futon is a living, breathing thing

A person who doesn't sleep right can't work right

A lotta pressure...

Please buy a futon dryer. It'll change your life.

That's...really beyond my budget...

Hmph...then why don't we change perspectives here...

If you drink a cup of coffee everyday...

I feel like this has gone from canvassing to a multi-level marketing scheme...