Getting Haruhi to cry

Today, as with every other day, in the middle of a fight

You think you're so cocky

Let's do this. I'm going to make you cry for mercy.

What are you talking about

...but wait

Are girls really supposed to cry in this situation?

Do boys get off on making them do that?

Nng...

Nng...

What are you going on about

You think I should give it a try?

Are you messing with me?

Bud yu shed yu wa ganna mag me gry

Ad I gried!

Ad I gried!