You're looking cute today too, Mac-chan.

Are you aware of the nature of our relationship?

Let me put it this way—my heart does not throb in the least for you. Original: "You have no chance"/"There is no chemistry", but literally "no pulse".

Eh? Your heart ain't throbbing? Like, it just kinda stopped? Original: "Eh? You're the 'no pulse' kind of person? Like, cardiopulmonary-kinda stopping type?"

Now that calls for cardiopulmonary resuscitation o' the mouth-to-mouth persuasion, eh, don't it?