Mommy look, a cockroach!

No dear, that's a cricket.

You see, cockroaches don't jump around like that.

And also...

Since it's a cricket, we'll probably see it chirp in a few seconds.

Mommy, I don't think it's gonna chirp. So it really is a cockroach, I told you!

Huh... maybe... it really is a cockroach then...

Female crickets don't chirp.