The mother who do the most merciless shift of responsibiliy in the whole history of humanity

I won't allow it!

A girl could never go out that late at night!

What's with that. You saying you would've let me if I was a guy?

I wish I was just born a guy, then!

According to one theory, when a man knows how to treat a woman,

The inside of OO becomes alkaline and the Y chromosomes survive, which in turn makes it easier for boys to be born...

That means the one you should be complaining to is

Don't say it like you're implying you had your child at an awkward time in your relationship.