You always have my race-related documentation ready on time, and my training regimen's ever-precise, so why can't this be reflected in my personal life!?

Honestly, if I weren't with you, you'd just-...

As luck would have it, I was just wondering what kind of fertiliser I'd need.

Look, I'm sorry, okay? It was a spur of the moment...

...? What's this? Since when was fertiliser this chatty?

I... seriously... forgive me, I'm begging you.