I want to see a parody where Rebulid!Rei and Manga!Rei are twin sisters

Forget the fact that they would have the exact same name

Big Sister Rebuild!Rei Ayanami (Age 20) Doesn't have a lot of life skills. She sometimes tries cooking and ends up with her hands covered in bandages. When she's with the soft-spoken, dark-haired boy she met at a cooking class it makes her feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Little Sister Manga!Rei Ayanami (Age 20) Has more life skills than her big sister. She often acts rather indifferent towards her big sister but she does like her. She likes the rebellious looking black-haired boy she works with at her part-time job.