クリスマス？ 何それ？ 年の瀬の迫ったこの忙しい時期に、何を浮かれているのかしら？
大掃除は終わったの？ お餅の用意は？ 年賀状は？
はぁ？ 手に持ってるのは何かって？ お……大掃除の最中だったのよ。まったく、ゴミが多くて困るわね。
後ろの樹？ 地底にも樹くらい生えるわよ。バカにしてるの？
帽子？ これはほら、あれよ、掃除するときに三角頭巾がいるじゃない。その代わりに、た、たまたま見つけた帽子を被ってるだけよ。
もう、余計なこと言うから疲れちゃったじゃない。何か甘いもの食べたくなってきたわ。あ、そうそう、珍しい洋菓子があるんだけど、お茶飲んで行きなさいよ。ていうか、珍しいお酒もたまたま！ 手に入ったから付き合いなさい。ね？

Christmas. What's that? As the new year approaches and things start to get busy, what exactly are we getting merry about?
Have you finished the big year end cleanup? Have you prepared the mochi? What about the nengajou?
Huh? Do you want to know what I've got in my hands? Um...I-i'm right in the middle of the big cleanup. Good grief, how am I going to handle all that garbage?
The tree back there? Yeah, even on the underground world, trees are grown. So what? Are you making fun of me?
My hat? This is, well... When you're cleaning, you wrap a towel around your head like a head scarf, you know? Instead of that, I'm just wearing a hat I found... by chance.
All right, this pointless talk is getting tiring. I'm getting hungry for some something sweet. Yeah, that's it, I have some rare sweets. Why don't you have tea here? I mean, so this rare alcohol... I got it *by chance*, so come on and join me. OK?