W... Wikus...

W... Wikus...

Wait a sec...! Ah...

*pant*

*pant*

*pant*

Look. This hand should work better, hey?

Ah, ah... If you make it like that...!

Ah, ah... If you make it like that...!

Buns.

Cat food hamburgers in the making.

Cat food hamburgers in the making.

Isn't it delicious!

Cat Food Hamburgers

Cat Food Hamburgers

Ingredients

• Onions... If you have any.
• Cat food... As much as you like.
• Nutmeg... If you want to be fancy.
• Rubber tyre for patching together... Just enough.
• Salt and pepperish poweder... Just enough.
• Buns (even after the expiry date)... One for each person.

After stir-frying the onions to a light brown colour, mix together the bolded ingredients and round them off like a hamburger, grill it, put it on the bun and voilà! It's very tasty if you add grass you found growing somewhere!