What kind of place is heaven?

It's an exceptionally great place!

There's no way there is any!!

There's not a single person doing bad things there?

Because people living there are all good people, there's no crime and it's a peaceful place!

The angels are keeping watch 24/7...

There're definitely none!!

The moment any wrongdoing is discovered a public execution will be held, therefore...

Kinda like hell huh

Don't wanna live there