Hullo, Cafe. I'm doing research into the burdening effect of body weight on the body, so...

Could you cooperate with me?

No, I will not. Do it by yourself.

Hmf... how unfortunate.

You would have been the ideal subject with your light body weight and absence of breasts.

...Hah?

Eh?

Cafe? You know I can't move like this, right?

...Cafe?

But you would kindly still cooperate in my research, yes?