開幕7連敗なんてありえませんわ！そうですわ、今日はエイプリルフールですわ！全部ウソだったんですわ！明日の開幕戦が楽しみですわ～！

How can this be! There's no way that "my team loses 7 times in a row from the start!":https://japan-forward.com/npb-notebook-tigers-looking-to-rebound-after-record-breaking-slow-start/ Today's April Fools, so it must all be a lie! I can't wait till tomorrow's opening match!