What's so bad about it? Isn't it nice...

It sounds cute, Araragi-tan.

The way you keep calling me that, I don't feel anything from you but spite.

What? No, now we live in a world where even urban renewal projects have character merchandise...

So wouldn't this be a good opportunity for you, Araragi-san, to grab a mascot-like reputation?

In other words, why don't you try wearing a ribbon and putting on a skirt?

Fin