「優子パンケーキいらないんですかー？」

「おねぇートリュフチョコ、あげりゅ！」

"Yuuko, you want crepes~?"

"Onee, chocolate truffles, fuh you!"

"Mushoku" means unemployed. The quotes in the commentary are parodies of lines from Syamu's family members caught in his recordings.