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As this is a work of fiction, any relations or similarities to real people, organizations, incidents, or other characters are purely coincidental.
Director, here is the proposal for that project that was discussed the other day.
Good work. I'll be sure to read it later.
Please do.
Please do.
Ah, this is changing the subject, but that reminds me.
I heard from Hayashi-kun that
you used to play a lot of computer games in the past, right?
Um, I did play games such as Daisenryaku or A Ressha somewhat... "Daisenyraku" is a turn-based strategy game, while "A-Ressha" is a train sim.
Hayashi—
"Daisenryaku", huh... I've heard of that one. You like the less flashy ones, eh?
I suppose.
Actually, I recently started playing one of those games my son is really into right now. It's a famous one, uhh, "Fantasy" something or other?
But anyway, the video games lately are so complicated, and I can't keep up with him at all.
*clench*
*clench*
I see. However, even back in the day, I never played RPGs all that much...
I see. However, even back in the day, I never played RPGs all that much...
Hm, is that so.
Well, if there happens to be a game with which you're more familiar, I'll come ask you for advice at that time.
Well, if there happens to be a game with which you're more familiar, I'll come ask you for advice at that time.
Please leave it to me.
...Hmm.
What the hell does he mean by "asking for advice"? What a joke.
What the hell does he mean by "asking for advice"? What a joke.
What's so good about that stuff anyway?
All the characters, stories, and everything else are way too childish.
All the characters, stories, and everything else are way too childish.
Yeah, you were always like this even back then, huh.
What "fantasy" is he babbling about at his age? Besides, isn't making games like those just to fool children a total waste of time in the end anyway?
Well yeah, but fooling the kids makes them want to buy it, right?
They also really like those flashy moves, like "Super Killer Something Something" or whatever.
Hm, what's up?
No, my arm just felt a bit of stinging pain...
Isn't it from overworking yourself? How about going home early today?
Yeah, I'll do that.
I'm home.
Huh,
what's all this?
Oh, welcome home, Dear.
A lot of stuff has been piling up in our house, so I was in the middle of cleaning it all up once and for all.
A lot of stuff has been piling up in our house, so I was in the middle of cleaning it all up once and for all.
There are a lot of your old things as well, so could you please take care of them?
This is what I get for coming home early, huh.
This is what I get for coming home early, huh.
Doing this kind of thing should really be saved for the holidays or something.
Let's see, these are...
my old notebooks.
my old notebooks.
Princess!
Dark Matter Sword
Darkness +65
Darkness +65
Age
Age
Gender
Strength
Strength
Agility
Defense
Defense
Magic
Luck
Luck
Intelligence
-kio Blade
Job: Dark Knight
Job: Dark Knight
Dark Sword!
Dark-
Absolute II 2nd Stage Attack
Absolute II 2nd Stage Attack
Ultra Rage Fang
Blade
Blade
Ah...
Aahh...
Aahh...
Wow—, Naitou-kun, you're really good at drawing.
Yeah. This one's a knight, and he's the best one out of 'em all!
Yeah. This one's a knight, and he's the best one out of 'em all!
His super move, "Ultra Killer Crimson Cannon"(Ignite Crisis), can
kill all the badguys in one hit.
kill all the badguys in one hit.
Yo. Drawing that stuff again?
Yeah. Once it's finished, I think I'll submit it for the contest.
I see... Well, good luck.
I see... Well, good luck.
Aaahh...
Hey, look at this! It's Naitou's notebook!
Hey, look at this! It's Naitou's notebook!
Uwah, how stupid! He's drawing that crap again!
Hey, Naitou—
Hey, Naitou—
Come get your precious little notebook if you can—
I... I'm...
I... I'm...
I'm...
I'M NOT NAITOU!
I'M NOT NAITOU!
I'M KNIGHT DWIGHT!!!!
AAAA
AAAA
AAAA
AAAAAAHHH
AAAAAAHHH
AAAAAAHHH
AAAAAHHH
AAAAAHHH
AAAAAHHH
Dear!? What's wrong!?
Dear!? What's wrong!?
Dear!? What's wrong!?
You mustn't go, Mama.
You mustn't go, Mama.
Takeshi?
Right now, Papa is fighting against his true self (Self Astral). A warrior needs to do this alone.
Right now, Papa is fighting against his true self (Self Astral). A warrior needs to do this alone.
Once he overcomes himself, then he'll be able to go through his first job change.
Once he overcomes himself, then he'll be able to go through his first job change.
Takeshi... is something wrong with you too!?
I'm sorry... I'm so sorry...
I'm sorry... I'm so sorry...
Even though we were always together, I've been ignoring you for over 30 years...
But
But
it still isn't
too late... right?
too late... right?
too late... right?
*grab*
*grab*
*FWOOSH*
All right, let's go.
All right, let's go.
Partner... no, "My Other Self" (Anima Alternative)...!
Now...
the "Ultra Killer Crimson Cannon" (My True Self)...
has been released...!
has been released...!
Armor Empire's Counterattack
*sting*
Charisma
Charisma
Danbooru

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とある企画の超滅ナントカ砲

とある企画のオープニングでございます。

遥か昔に手を染めた過去を持つ方も
無関心を装いつつ、実はちょっと気になってる方も
ランキング占拠ウゼーと思ってる方も

魑魅魍魎溢れかえる企画地獄はおひとついかがですか?

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    As this is a work of fiction, any relations or similarities to real people, organizations, incidents, or other characters are purely coincidental.
    Director, here is the proposal for that project that was discussed the other day.
    Good work. I'll be sure to read it later.
    Please do.
    Please do.
    Ah, this is changing the subject, but that reminds me.
    I heard from Hayashi-kun that
    you used to play a lot of computer games in the past, right?
    Um, I did play games such as Daisenryaku or A Ressha somewhat... "Daisenyraku" is a turn-based strategy game, while "A-Ressha" is a train sim.
    Hayashi—
    "Daisenryaku", huh... I've heard of that one. You like the less flashy ones, eh?
    I suppose.
    Actually, I recently started playing one of those games my son is really into right now. It's a famous one, uhh, "Fantasy" something or other?
    But anyway, the video games lately are so complicated, and I can't keep up with him at all.
    *clench*
    *clench*
    I see. However, even back in the day, I never played RPGs all that much...
    I see. However, even back in the day, I never played RPGs all that much...
    Hm, is that so.
    Well, if there happens to be a game with which you're more familiar, I'll come ask you for advice at that time.
    Well, if there happens to be a game with which you're more familiar, I'll come ask you for advice at that time.
    Please leave it to me.
    ...Hmm.
    What the hell does he mean by "asking for advice"? What a joke.
    What the hell does he mean by "asking for advice"? What a joke.
    What's so good about that stuff anyway?
    All the characters, stories, and everything else are way too childish.
    All the characters, stories, and everything else are way too childish.
    Yeah, you were always like this even back then, huh.
    What "fantasy" is he babbling about at his age? Besides, isn't making games like those just to fool children a total waste of time in the end anyway?
    Well yeah, but fooling the kids makes them want to buy it, right?
    They also really like those flashy moves, like "Super Killer Something Something" or whatever.
    Hm, what's up?
    No, my arm just felt a bit of stinging pain...
    Isn't it from overworking yourself? How about going home early today?
    Yeah, I'll do that.
    I'm home.
    Huh,
    what's all this?
    Oh, welcome home, Dear.
    A lot of stuff has been piling up in our house, so I was in the middle of cleaning it all up once and for all.
    A lot of stuff has been piling up in our house, so I was in the middle of cleaning it all up once and for all.
    There are a lot of your old things as well, so could you please take care of them?
    This is what I get for coming home early, huh.
    This is what I get for coming home early, huh.
    Doing this kind of thing should really be saved for the holidays or something.
    Let's see, these are...
    my old notebooks.
    my old notebooks.
    Princess!
    Dark Matter Sword
    Darkness +65
    Darkness +65
    Age
    Age
    Gender
    Strength
    Strength
    Agility
    Defense
    Defense
    Magic
    Luck
    Luck
    Intelligence
    -kio Blade
    Job: Dark Knight
    Job: Dark Knight
    Dark Sword!
    Dark-
    Absolute II 2nd Stage Attack
    Absolute II 2nd Stage Attack
    Ultra Rage Fang
    Blade
    Blade
    Ah...
    Aahh...
    Aahh...
    Wow—, Naitou-kun, you're really good at drawing.
    Yeah. This one's a knight, and he's the best one out of 'em all!
    Yeah. This one's a knight, and he's the best one out of 'em all!
    His super move, "Ultra Killer Crimson Cannon"(Ignite Crisis), can
    kill all the badguys in one hit.
    kill all the badguys in one hit.
    Yo. Drawing that stuff again?
    Yeah. Once it's finished, I think I'll submit it for the contest.
    I see... Well, good luck.
    I see... Well, good luck.
    Aaahh...
    Hey, look at this! It's Naitou's notebook!
    Hey, look at this! It's Naitou's notebook!
    Uwah, how stupid! He's drawing that crap again!
    Hey, Naitou—
    Hey, Naitou—
    Come get your precious little notebook if you can—
    I... I'm...
    I... I'm...
    I'm...
    I'M NOT NAITOU!
    I'M NOT NAITOU!
    I'M KNIGHT DWIGHT!!!!
    AAAA
    AAAA
    AAAA
    AAAAAAHHH
    AAAAAAHHH
    AAAAAAHHH
    AAAAAHHH
    AAAAAHHH
    AAAAAHHH
    Dear!? What's wrong!?
    Dear!? What's wrong!?
    Dear!? What's wrong!?
    You mustn't go, Mama.
    You mustn't go, Mama.
    Takeshi?
    Right now, Papa is fighting against his true self (Self Astral). A warrior needs to do this alone.
    Right now, Papa is fighting against his true self (Self Astral). A warrior needs to do this alone.
    Once he overcomes himself, then he'll be able to go through his first job change.
    Once he overcomes himself, then he'll be able to go through his first job change.
    Takeshi... is something wrong with you too!?
    I'm sorry... I'm so sorry...
    I'm sorry... I'm so sorry...
    Even though we were always together, I've been ignoring you for over 30 years...
    But
    But
    it still isn't
    too late... right?
    too late... right?
    too late... right?
    *grab*
    *grab*
    *FWOOSH*
    All right, let's go.
    All right, let's go.
    Partner... no, "My Other Self" (Anima Alternative)...!
    Now...
    the "Ultra Killer Crimson Cannon" (My True Self)...
    has been released...!
    has been released...!
    Armor Empire's Counterattack
    *sting*
    Charisma
    Charisma

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