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Nerv's Most Useless Day

Written by Kamujin, drawn by Sakutake

Are you stupid!? "Anta baka!?", Asuka's catchphrase.

You really sound like her!

bwah ah ah

Temporary commander

I'm bored...

weeeeeee~

A-an angel is attacking!

Where are the Evaa?

It's "Eva".

Shut up!

Well...

Alarm

Last angel, Djibril, beat them and now they're all unable to fight.

Angel "Djibril"

My eyes~~~

At the present time, the only unit able to fight is...

The Jet Alone!

We're dead.

N-no we're not! It's alright!

There's no way that this Farmer Association's J.A. could win a battle...

But we've improved it a bit!

Improve?

2.31 pm Inside the hangar

Welcome!

For now on, I'll explain you the situation.

You look happy, miss Black Eyebrows.

Shut up, please.

The J.A. now is completely different from the old one.

Here's the first improvement!!

pah-pa-pa-pa-pa-raaaah!

It can resist to any weapon: the J.A. Field!

Suddenly, a shield!?

This is like a concrete version of the A.T. Field!

But we're just getting started!

It can pierce through any protection!

Jet Alone Longinus!!

Now it has both perfect offense and defense!

Oooh oh oh oh!

That's awesome, senpai!

But isn't this...

I know, I know, it's a contradiction.

And then...

Second improvement!

An artificial intelligence!!

I want some zenzai. Red bean soup made with Azuki beans

hunf! hunf!

Stop, stop!

Let's go, then!

Angel "Kasugaru"

Heavy...

toss

I wanna go home...

*looks around*

I wanna surf on the net...

Just in case...

I've put a N2 bomb in it...

yeah!

And so, the crisis was over.

The end

Danbooru

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