It's April Fools so I told a lie dechi.

Oh ho... What was it?

I posted a picture of me holding a pregnancy test saying I'm pregnant dechi.

I bet some people would believe that.

Also, I said the father is the admiral dechi.

I sent it with the picture to Imperial HQ dechi. But, since it's April Fools, no one will believe it dechi.

M, my God... (quivering