Master,

How have you been able to survive this long without a smartphone?

What do you mean...?

You can't watch porn or YooTube videos without one.

I don't watch that sort of stuff...!

Wha!? Really?

Hmm...

That makes sense,

Acting out Master's fetishes in real life would make the actors criminals, wouldn't it!

No, I'm telling you those doujin aren't my main fetishes...