What's wrong?

Are you hurt? Or sick?

Nonononono don't be so worried while hugging me like this!

*pop* *breath*

No, it's not that

I think the champagne just made me a little tipsy.

I just need to take a nap!

Ah, I see.

Then please,

I hope my lap will be sufficient for you?

I've heard that in the modern world the "lap pillow" is an effective medicine for such ills.

Her royal assault is merciless!