W-What is this article...?

It says I was sunk during a daytime sortie...

But that's a lie, because I'm actually still...

Exactly.

You were done in by that secretary ship, weren't you?

Hah! I knew it!

Ever since that girl became the secretary ship at Maizuru the number of ships sinking has gone up like you wouldn't believe!

I always knew there was something fishy going on.

Man... things must be real peachy over at Maizuru.

Okay, maybe this will do it...