This is a sample of the gag book about the Scarlet Mansion that I'll be putting out at Kouroumu. Kouroumu is a Touhou-oriented comic convention.

This is a sample of the gag book about the Scarlet Mansion that I'll be putting out at Kouroumu. Kouroumu is a Touhou-oriented comic convention.

Since this is a sample, and because the convention is being held in Osaka, the text will be in the Kansai dialect.

Scarlet Mansion

So we're finally all here... What took so long?

The reason I have gathered you all here tonight is because...

The reason I have gathered you all here tonight is because...

I have come up with a spell card that is worthy of the Scarlet Mansion's name.

Its name is...

Demon Light "Remilia Flash"!

How about it? Like it?

...What? What's wrong with you people...

What's so funny...

Ah~ It's great! You really outdid yourself this time!

Just like before, it's a spell card name overflowing with charisma! No, really.

Don't you agree? Koakuma-san.

It's terrifying! My hips are about to give out just from hearing the name!

It's true! Right, Patchouli-sama!?

Yeah... You might kill your opponent (with laughter) just by announcing the card name!

See that, mistress! Everyone loves your new spell card!

Hey you! Pretty lady! You think so too, right!?

Hey you! Pretty lady! You think so too, right!?

Uh..! Well...!

It really is great!

It really is great!

It sounds as cool as Sun Fist! Nice and bright! Sun Fist, a Dragon Ball related attack

The moon is red, so I'll kill you all here! REMILIA FLASH!!

The moon is red, so I'll kill you all here! REMILIA FLASH!!

don't laugh don't laugh if you laugh she'll kill you focus on the right hand there's nothing funny about it there's NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT IT--

Mistress, what's the matter?

That's all for today!!

That's all for today!!

I'm going to pass gas and go to bed!

Mistress...!?

Fin

Fin

Unfortunately, it will continue.

Unfortunately, it will continue.

Meiling's fate has already been decided!

This will be a manga that destroys the Mistress's charisma and reveals Sakuya-san's past. Perhaps even a little Meiling x Sakuya!?

This will be a manga that destroys the Mistress's charisma and reveals Sakuya-san's past. Perhaps even a little Meiling x Sakuya!?

The real book will be back to normal dialect, so don't worry. Thank you for reading this. Sorry for my bad handwriting. I'm jealous of people who do calligraphy.