"英語で書いてあるところは文法とか全然解らないのに「英字入ってたらなんかかっこいいよね」の精神で入れたのでまじまじ見ないでくださると幸いです。過去動詞が全く解らなくなってて頭の衰えに驚愕を隠せない九月。" - kajiwara skikaji

I don't have a very good grasp on grammar and such at all when writing in English, but I put it in anyway thinking it would be kind of cool if I did; I'd be happy if you would please not examine it too carefully. I can't hide my shock at seeing how much has slipped my mind this September, not even understanding the past tense anymore.