Please don't scare my Koakuma too much, Yukari.

Sorry. I just heard you badmouthing me over here.

You're basically an uncertain variable yourself, are you not? How is that an insult?

Hmm.

So what I hear is that you're at least mostly rooting for me?

I can't read in peace with all this noise coming from outside. Make it quick, will you?

Well then. In order to grant the wish of the mistress of the Scarlet Devil Mansion... I would like to borrow your basement for a bit...