「やっと見つけた…ッ！
…コホン、毎日ウロウロと救済活動大変ご苦労様です。
ところで、今日は貴方に伝えたいことがあります。

その……す…好きよ…。アンタのことが好き。心底愛おしく想ってる。
アンタに逢わない日は調子が出ないし、気が付くとアンタの事ばかり考えてる。
…アンタが他の女と楽しげにしてると、憎悪の炎がこの胸が焦がす…！
気に入らない…。憎い…！こんな感情を抱かせるアンタが本当に憎い！
燃やしたい！焼き尽くしたい！今すぐにでも首を刎ねてやりたい！
本当に、殺したいくらい貴方を…、愛しているわ。マスター…。

………クク、言った！言ってやったわ！残念今日はエイプリルフールでした！！
何期待した顔してんのよ最っ高に無様ざまぁないわ！！失意の底で震えて眠れ！！」

"Ha, I found you...!

... *ahem*, thank you for your constant yet aimless relief activities, I mean it.
That said, I do have something I must say to you.

I... I lo... I like you. I'm in love with you. With every fibre in my being, I love you.

On the days when we're not together, I just can't pull myself together. And when I notice that, I can't stop thinking about you.

... When I see you fooling around with another woman, it stokes a furious hatred within my breast...!

I can't stand it... I loathe it...! I loathe you for making me feel this way!

I want to set you ablaze! I want to burn you out of my heart! I want your head on a pike!

I... I love you so much that I... I could kill you, my master...

... Pffft, I said it! I said everything! However - It's April fool's!!

How dare you presume I'd give you something real for a curr such as yourself!!

Tremble with shame and cry yourself to sleep, dog!!"