Hey, shop-keeper. Just what would this merchandise be?

You brought that yourself! Don't imply that it's something I'm selling! Liberal translation

Oh? Is that so?

...A massager.

Ooh? A massager...

So Rinnosuke-san's always spending time alone massaging himself-

Would you please go home already?

Then would you mind telling me what's it's called and what it's for?

Then would you mind telling me what's it's called and what it's for?