本当にあったエロい話
「昔近所にあった駄菓子屋...そこはいつもババアが店番してんだけど、金曜の夕方だけ孫の姉ちゃんが店番してて、駄菓子の当たりを持ってくと、もう1個もらうか、おっぱい揉むか選べた。これマジであった話な」

A real-life lewd story:
"There was a little mom-and-pop candy store in my old neighborhood...there was an old woman who minded the store in most days, but on Friday evenings her grandchild's older sister was left in charge. If you drew a "winning" candy you had the choice of taking another candy or grabbing a handful of titty. This is a true story."