I figured I'd try making an assorted sashimi platter today!

Sashimi... that's not really like you, y'know, Alice?

You always act like you're a city-slicker magician, but city girls aren't usually that good at preparing fish, y'know?

Could it be that you're really from some Tohoku boondock fishing village? Tohoku = northeastern Japan, stereotypically considered rather rural

Wwwwwh...

Ah'm from Tokyo, dadgummit! And here comes the Tohoku dialect...