...Y'know, I'm not that good with liquor. If I get drunk, I might start spouting some weird lies.

Such as...

That this was all started by you after all.

I'm warning you!!

Fine! I'm coming along!

I'm monitoring you to make sure you don't say anything stupid!

Yeah, let's do that. Everybody's waiting for you.

Shut up! I don't care about that!