In favour of a stronger sense of unity among us,

In favour of a stronger sense of unity among us,

each of us shall now reveal our secrets to the others.

I've been expanding my anus to be ready for that day when it comes,

But I overdid it and now a whole fist can fit up there.

China!

with a sticky fluid clinging to my face.

with a sticky fluid clinging to my face.

I have, at times, woken up from my afternoon nap

Horrible!

Horrible!

So dirty!

I love the stench of a cold sweat!

I love the stench of a cold sweat!

Meiling has the best smell of all when she comes back from outside.

Meiling has the best smell of all when she comes back from outside.

I love to pee in the bathtub.

I love to pee in the bathtub.

Kinda like, "I'll dye you my own colour!"

This isn't anything major, but

I've been padding my bra.

What!?

*squeeze*

Ooh!

Ooh!

Hyaah!