Hourly wage 270 yen

Hourly wage 270 yen

Hey, Sakuya.

Hey, Sakuya.

Yes

Yes

What is it, m'lady?

What is it, m'lady?

There was a strange contagious disease in the human village some time ago, wasn't there?

What was it called again?

? Wha... did you just mention illness?

Ummm...

I'm talking about that, you know, that... there was a huge commotion over it for a while, wasn't there?

That fluflupig or something, whachamacallit.

Pig...?

Ah!

You mean swine influenza?

Yeah, yeah! That's the one, that's the one!

It can't be, m'lady! Where do you feel unwell?

It can't be, m'lady! Where do you feel unwell?

Aaah, this is bad! Somehow, it's really hot! Really hot!!

Enough! There's no way I'd get infected just like that!!!

Don't mess with me!!

Yeah, sorry.

Yeah, sorry.

That's not the point. It's a bad time for this, but the fairy maids!

Eeeh!?

Eeeh!?

\fairy/

Speaking of which, I haven't seen any of them at work since a while back...

Speaking of which, I haven't seen any of them at work since a while back...

Uhm... m'lady, what happens to people who contract the disease?

Well, about that...

Well, about that...

I caught every last one of the servants that appeared strange and gathered them together in one place... it seems that their ranks have somehow been completely attenuated.

No way!

Won't you look at this terrible sight?

Every single one of them on this residence, without exception --

Eeehhhh...

They're ... pigs.

Yep

They're pigs!

Huh... wait a minute, swine influenza is like that... eeehhh....

This has become troublesome, ain't it. Incidentally, it's a good thing you're unaffected.

Since all of the mansion's maintenance staff are this condition.

Huh!!

Could this be that rumored super-virulent variant...?

Hey! Are you listening to me, Sakuya!?

Ah...yeah, sorry.

If you'd please be level-headed about it; this is still a fairly serious affair, no?

The management of subordinate maids is your job to begin with... don't you understand?

The management of subordinate maids is your job to begin with... don't you understand?

.... yes'm.

Anyhow... *drool* until the situation improves, it's your responsibility to.... *drool*

Uwaaaaaaaaaah!!!

M'lady, drool! Your drool is coming out!

Huh? I-it's not coming out, something like that!

No, it came out! It's totally dribbling all over; why are you denying it!

Well, surely it was possibly just a little bit moist! Or possibly just a trickle!

No, you're becoming just like Chef Komatsu reacting to the Fruit of Rainbow*! It's Youkai bullet strike Pororoca*! *1. References the Shimabukuro Mitsutoshi manga, Toriko, in which the fictitious Fruit of Rainbow has characters salivating uncontrollably. (Ch.7, pg.10) A couple of indecipherable kanji; best-guess translation. *2. Lyrics from the song High-Coat Pororoca on the Touhou remix album Dry Eye Party. (youtube), which itself references Kawashiro Nitori's spell card 「Water Sign "Kappa's Pororoca"」, a flood of water.