"Seitou-kaichou" (student council president), but using British terminology in the TL to go with the theme.

Lit. "Information Processing..."

Huzzah!

Please, do not move.

A cat-type robot? How splendid!

My knight... were you the King of Knights...?

I'll reduce to you a stain of rust upon Excalibur.

You'll fly.

What's with the dangerous drugs!?

Wrong.

You try eating one too.

It will serve us well as the head mouser of the council!

Well, shiver me timbers...

What a pretty little thing we've got here...!

VERY PRETTY!

Dear me! The Cheshire Cat!

swoon~

Calm yourself.

I would quite like to have a test pilot for the manned panjandrum!

That's simply a deathtrap, no?

A-Anything but burning at the stake, I beg you!