Why do you smell like a human? Like the Trainer?

I'm not joking. I smell your scent every day, so I can tell even the minute most difference.

TEIOOoooooo...

What. That's scary.

Hm-mm... so that's how his scent was transferred. But isn't it weird though? How close were you sticking to him during the meeting? Was that really all what you did? You didn't engage in certain unmentionable acts, did you?

And you were giving off a different shampoo smell too that other day. A different shampoo compared to all the ones we were provided for in the dorms, if I'm not mistaken? So where were you when you're using it?

Are you saying the President can be excused for making excuses?

Next day—

...Trainer... erm... could you wear this cologne whenever you head over to the Academy? Er... the reason why? Well, erm... don't take this the wrong way; it's not like I'm insinuating you of being filthy or anything!

I know very well that you take proper baths every day, and I don't find your odor to be appalling or such... but there are extenuating circumstances. O-Oh, and change your shampoo over to this. Why, you ask? Er... how do I put it... well, the other products don't exactly agree with my constitution, or something.

Huh? I was fine with it back during the hot springs trip earlier?

poker-faced