Ah, can't help but feel this desire to be sMOTHERed when I see a destroyer.

Do you not have an interest in coastal defense ships?

Wuh? Well, yes, I do think they are cute.

But that's like the niece or nephew kind of cute.

Really, wanting to be sMOTHERed by a coastal defense ship, or seeing them as a target for affection? Yeeeugh, that's just being a pervert! HAHAHAHA!

If you ask me, you're pretty much already a pervert for having the hots for us destroyers and then wanting to be sMOTHERed by us on top...