Hey, can I ask you all for a little advice?

What, what?

Love gossip?

It's about a friend of mine, see?

And this friend, they've got someone they like – but it seems that they're worried about the relationship between them.

My friend, that is.

Your friend, yes!

And this person they like, see? They're quite a bit older than my friend...

So it's like they're only gonna see my friend as a kid...

The person my friend likes, that is.

What an unfortunate friend they are...!