I don't know if she just doesn't like me or what, but every time we meet...

Shut. Up.

Ahaha!

Now you don't have to be the finger sprain queen anymore!

all she does is make snide remarks and laugh!

Oh yeah, senpai...

Are you doing alright down there?

What the heck do you mean, "down there"?

Come on, the bladder, duh!

Last year, during the school assembly, you couldn't last though the principal's long speech,

and you made a huge spray, didn't you?

They used to call you Sprinkler Itsumi, right?

And for some reason she knows all about my most embarrassing moments...